We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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