You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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