Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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