i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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