I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
did i just pee glitter
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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