honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
