He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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