is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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