I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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