i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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