Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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