Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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