dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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