You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
