My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he was CRYING into my vagina
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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