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Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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