Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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