I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
