My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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