Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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