Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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