Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Houston, we have a squirter
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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