not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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