I want to have your abortion
someone owes me an orgasm
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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