theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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