Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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