why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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