Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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