thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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