So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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