I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
What a dumb baby whore.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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