No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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