It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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