He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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