Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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