Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
there is glitter all over my balls
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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