Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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