Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
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Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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