In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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