And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
