Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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