if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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