i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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