you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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