I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
