I skipped work to stalk him.
only if we run a train.
done.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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