Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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