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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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