dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
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Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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