I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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