I want to stick my p in your. b.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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