Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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