5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
