she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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