she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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