Christians are straight up FREAKS
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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