I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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