2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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